By: Ardis E. Parshall - October 29, 2011 Not Satisfied Waiter: “I hope you were satisfied with your dinner, sir.” Diner: “Absolutely not. Everything was cold except the ice cream.” Wake Up, Baby! Soph: “Why does a stork stand on one foot?” Fresh: “I’ll bite, why does he?” Soph: “If he’d lift the other foot, he’d fall down.” All of Her Visitor: “And you are the little girl who was born in Africa?” Littl...
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