Ordinary, every day conservatives . . . you puzzle me.  I have a suggestion for you.

If you are going to have 1.6 children–get divorced–proudly send your daughter off to a liberal college to become a tattoo feminist–proudly support your son through his weed, alcohol, porn, and transitioning–then what’s the point?  Is your consolation that they still own AR-15s?

You should consider becoming a liberal professional.  You get the same results in your personal life, with much greater social success and networking opportunities.