By: Ardis E. Parshall - February 16, 2019 The Joneses “I wonder why we never manage to save anything.” “It’s the neighbors, dear. They’re always doing something we can’t afford.” Draft An elderly gentleman, his grey beard flowing over his chin, appeared before a local draft board. Elderly Gentleman: “I’d like to volunteer for the marines!” Draft Board Chairman: “But you’re too old.” Applicant: “If I pass the ...
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