By: Ardis E. Parshall - April 08, 2017 An Optimist Ding: “What did your wife say when you got home last night?” Dong: “She never said a word. And I was going to have those two front teeth pulled, anyway.” Just for a Second “Is this a second-hand shop?” “Yes, sir.” “Well, I want one for my watch.” Just Silliness Pish: “I can’t see my hand in front of my face.” Tush: “Good heavens, Whazzamatter?” “‘Tisn�...
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