By: Ardis E. Parshall - September 26, 2015 Proof of the Pudding “Shall I ask the new cook for references?” “We can’t eat references – get her to submit samples!” Never Run Down Judge: “How do you know that you weren’t breaking the speed limit? Your speedometer was stopped.” Man: “I know, but my wife wasn’t.” Description “Don’t you think she sings heavenly?” “I don’t know about that – but I know tha...
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