By: Ardis E. Parshall - April 18, 2015 Oh! First Flea – Have you been on a vacation? Second Flea – No; just on a tramp. A Sure Thing Jim: “Ever see one of those machines that can tell when a person is lying?” John: “Seen one? Lord! I married one.” A Poor Substitute Schram the Motorist (having killed the lady’s puppy): “Madam, I will replace the animal.” Indignant Owner: “Sir, you flatter yourself.” Not on the Chata...
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