By: Ardis E. Parshall - December 21, 2013 Dead Weight Visitor: “Sonny, what’s the noise upstairs?” Sonny: “Ma’s dragging Pa’s pants across the floor.” Visitor: “That shouldn’t make so much noise.” Sonny: “I know, but Pa’s in ‘em. Basso Profundo Jones was proud of his bass voice – a very fine one, it must be admitted. Meeting a friend one day, he told him of a remarkable dream. “I dreamt I was in a mighty ch...
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