By: Ardis E. Parshall - September 01, 2012 They Aren’t So Dry “A good chef gets more than a college professor.” “Why shouldn’t he? A lot more people take his courses.” Sure of a Fresh One Waiter (observing that something is wrong): “Shall I get you another egg, sir?” Diner: “No, never mind. This one will lay it pretty soon.” Job Lot “Sir, would you give five dollars to bury a saxophone player?” “Here’s t...
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