By: Ardis E. Parshall - June 21, 2014 It All Depends Willie: “Pa, how long does a fish grow in a year?” Pa: “It all depends, Willie, who is telling the fish story.” “Some” Difference “I say, popsy, what’s the difference between an umbrella and a banana?” “Can’t say exactly, my son.” “Well, bananas are raised in a tropical climate and umbrellas in a wet climate.” Wise to Their Tricks While inspecting an asylu...
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