By: Ardis E. Parshall - September 08, 2012 Misplaced Confidence A fellow drank some gasolineTo see how it would taste;Then lit a match to light his fag,And littered up the place.   Sh! Robbers! A Congressman’s wife, waking him in the middle of the night, told him there were robbers in the house. “Impossible,” said the Congressman.” There may be robbers in the Senate, but not in the House.” Not His Idea First Mechanic: �...
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